It’s No Wonder Why Paintings Are So Expensive at Auctions These Days
Art used to be about beauty. Then it was about meaning.
Now it’s about who’s willing to pretend the longest.
This piece doesn’t explain anything. It just flips the painting around and lets you do the math.
18 x 24 inches. 60 prints. 20 unsigned. 40 Signed and numbered, of course. Because nothing says authenticity like a number and a signature on something mass-produced.
Collectors welcome. Critics optional.

Presented in Liquid Red Chrome
Liquid Red Chrome Meltdown takes the Meltdown and pushes it fully into finish and scale. High gloss cherry red chrome with a gold stick. It is louder in person, mirrors its surroundings, and refuses to blend into a room.
Available in two sizes, 4 ft and 3 ft, produced in limited quantities. Once this colorway sells through, it will not be repeated.


Words on a Wall is a series of self-aware text bubbles caught between sincerity and defense. They question their legitimacy, anticipate judgment, and still ask to be taken seriously.




